What if, instead of being a despicable c**t, Joffery decided to hang up the crown and open up a tavern in King’s Landing? I doubt he’d ever be likeable but at least he’d serve the beer.
“The Ned’s Head” there’d be plenty dodgin’ and dealin’ going on, well suited for a Del Boy or two.
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